Al: Sorry, I seem to be in your way here.
Jess: Yeah, that corner seems to be the designated spot for doing stuff. We don't have a space problem so much as a space usage problem.
Al: It's just like the United States. All this land and everyone crowds on the east coast for some reason.
Jess: For no reason I can think of. It's muggy and full of bugs and snobs.
Al: I don't know, there might be some nice towns there. Some people like Hartford, CT* for example.
Jess: And some people like being spanked while they pee!
* Once I took an Internet Quizzie Thinger about which city I would be if I were a city, and the result was Hartford, CT.