Monday, August 24, 2009

Murderous Felines Magazine!

J: Luther just looks so cute with his big begging eyes.
A: But sometimes those eyes can be creepy... he'll tilt his head with a stiff, doll-like motion. Hello, I am Kitty Ruxpin, and I am going to kill you in your sleep..
J: Hey, I liked Teddy Ruxpin!

... the next morning ...

J (holding Rudy): Rudy is giving me his crazy eyes.
A: Rudy's crazy eyes say, "I'm going to kill you now." Luther's crazy eyes say, "I'm going to kill you... later."
J: Rudy is a cat of the present.
A: And Luther has patience. He knows life is long. His life, anyway.

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