Other things I resolve to double:
- My followers on Google Plus
- Number of computers to which I have root access
- Length of blog posts
- Old stuff in my house (working variety)
- Bench press
- Lines of code hacked
- Lines of code deleted
- Lines of code crushed, driven before me, lamentation of the women, &c.
Other things I resolve to halve:
- PRs in the mile, 5k, and 10k (this implies WRs, too, but I'm gonna rock the humility this year, so I might not even tell anyone)
- Number of people I follow on Google Plus
- Lane-miles of freeway in King County
- All haters
Nobody can possibly stop me.